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I accidentally clicked on Internet Explorer…now I have to wait for it to load so I can close it again.
Blankets: Keeping you safe from monsters, ninjas, serial killers, and ghosts since ever.
If Beauty and the Beast teaches us one thing, it’s that looks don’t matter…as long as you keep her locked up long enough.
My girlfriend warned me that if I got her one more stupid gift that she would burn it, so I got her a candle.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life…what are Americans scared?







